Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for September 03, 2011
fair warning - a county fair is opening near you. be alert! pitofun least enjoyable midway ride - mister gravelpants's pit o' fun, loudoun county. scariest baked good - old aunt beulah's "suffocation by marzipan" cake, frederick county. biggest wheel of cheddar - mount lacto, montgomery county. performer to avoid - maurizio the magic sphinctriloquist, charles county. most unfrequented booth - union of disgruntled former employees, prince william county. union of disgruntled former employees bitter? next gun cleaning at balloons $5 $10 guess your i.q. worst midway game - guess your i.q., arlington county.