Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 07, 2011
st. patrick's day fun page! can you help paddy o'tremens , the happy magical leprechaun stereotype, find a pint of stout? hurry, he's got a powerful thirst! but be careful-one wrong turn can lead to disaster!!! paddy o'tremens: hey kids! kid: pour milk on him! oops! he's mistaken for a cereal mascot by sugar-crazed children! yikes! it's mrs. o'tremens wondering where he hid the pot of gold! yuck! he's served a novelty drink the color of sani-flush! uh-oh! he's seated next to a garrulous drone concerned about the war! aah! congratulations-he found it!! thanks, kids!