Red and Rover by Brian Basset for September 12, 2000
Charlie: Red put bubble solution in my pipe. That pipe could be ruined for all I know. Go figure. Carol: Don't be too hard on him, Charlie- he's concerned for your health. One of his paper route customers recently passed away from lung cancer. Charlie: Red, I'm sorry. You can come out of your room now. Red: Not until you quit smoking!