Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 04, 2021

  1. Missing large
    momofalex7  3 months ago

    So…..Dad’s smarter, right?

     •  Reply
  2. The rat
    Ratkin  3 months ago

    Don’t be petty.

     •  Reply
  3. 704fe3d1 4a7d 495f a742 2d8456861f60
    admiree2  3 months ago

    Now ask your mom who would be able to go get help after Timmy falls into the well.

     •  Reply
  4. B3b2b771 4dd5 4067 bfef 5ade241cb8c2
    cdward  3 months ago

    I actually think men are more like cats and women more like dogs. Most men are more solitary than women and like to speak less about how they’re feeling. When they’re together, it’s often competitive. Women are more social and enjoy doing (non competitive) things together. Obviously, these are over-generalizations, but so is any comparison.

     •  Reply
  5. 45ea59b3 1a43 43d3 a37f 2760906059d8
    carlosrivers  3 months ago

    Well if YOU married him, that makes HIM smarter;)

     •  Reply
  6. Grandpa hef
    Jeff0811  3 months ago

    Ok, as not much of a cat person, and obviously male, I admit that cats might generally be smarter than dogs. Dogs however are more useful and of benefit to society. After all, when was the last time you heard of a seeing eye cat, rescue cat, or the police feline unit? The only extraordinary thing I have heard of with cats is that one that comforts older people as they are about to kick their final bucket.

     •  Reply
  7. Pinballavatar
    BearsDown Premium Member 3 months ago

    That explains the slobbering.

     •  Reply
  8. 20180316 125030  2
    Dan Miller  3 months ago

    According to researchers at Vanderbilt University dogs have more than twice as many cortical neurons in their brains than cats. I read one estimate that puts dogs at about the level of a 4 year old human and cats at a level of 3 year old. GO DOGS!!! Oh, and raccoons are probably smarter than either of them.

     •  Reply
  9. Michaelparksjimbronson
    well-i-never  3 months ago

    “It’s not a competition. Please, no wagering.”

     •  Reply
  10. Picture
    LeeYoung Premium Member 3 months ago

    Preach it, girl.

     •  Reply
  11. Tree at night under milky way
    Phrosty12Oaks  3 months ago

    Since I rarely seen snarky comments about women in this comic, I may have to think that the comic authors must have a female looking over their shoulder to give her approval to their comic.

     •  Reply
  12. Img 0100a
    Retrac Premium Member 3 months ago

    Enough with the disparage Dad jokes. Kids should hear love and respect from and for both parents.

     •  Reply
  13. Large pumpkin  1
    Zen-of-Zinfandel  3 months ago

    Love is…being happiest when you’re together.

     •  Reply
  14. Gameguy49
    Gameguy49 Premium Member 3 months ago

    So, “I don’t know, go ask your Dad!”

     •  Reply
  15. Katze avatar lg
    LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member 3 months ago

    Cats spend a lot to time and effort grooming themselves. They do not roll in ANYTHING they find in the yard. Dogs – well, you know what it is they roll in…

     •  Reply
  16. Img 1610
    WCraft Premium Member 3 months ago

    Middle aged white males – the politically correct targets for all put downs.

     •  Reply
  17. Large bearfront
    paranormal  3 months ago

    She sure ain’t a Cheshire cat…

     •  Reply
  18. Copy of msg apa181
    The Brooklyn Accent  3 months ago

    But who says that intelligence correlates with desirability as a pet?

    (I say this as someone who has no great desire to share his home with either felines or canines.)

     •  Reply
  19. Missing large
    Old Man River Premium Member 3 months ago

    Since Dad is home relaxing on the couch, and Mom is driving the kid around and running errands, I’d say Dad.

     •  Reply
  20. Spooky
    unca jim  3 months ago

    …and so it came to pass that a neighbor girl, my lil’ sister and I would walk the mile and a half to the local one-room schoolhouse, being bitten and chased by 3 farm-dogs every damned DAY. At home, our cats only needed to know if we were going fishing that day or not, but they’d love us anyways..You can guess my attitude about girls who’d tongue-kiss their beloved ‘puppies’.. Yuk.

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Real Life Adventures