Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 23, 2021

He better watch out, he better not…….

Who’s on the naughty list now…?

That’s not a real life adventure.

Being a transient won’t help his case.

He thought they’d just throw him back across the border into Mexico!

Stealing cookies. And diddling Mom.

Reminds me of this song. https://youtu.be/pNoG3om4Xzc

Couldn’t they have given him a break? After all, he is Santa!

Santa isn’t as quick and stealthy as he used to be.

You mean somebody with enough magic to go up and down chimney’s can’t magic his way out of a jail cell? Do you need any character witnesses, Santa?

I think we’re all “waiting for Santa Claus”. Good luck with that.

He knows all so he know the security codes. He just went back to double check some bad girls in Hawaii & the Bahamas.

In today’s society – doesn’t surprise me.

A local “street walker” was arrested for the toilet theft… she was caught with a john.