Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 12, 2017

  1. Airhornmissc
    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    “I’ve been thrown out of better places than this!”

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    Farside99  almost 6 years ago

    Looks like it’s obvious why the relationship ended.

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  3. Michaelparksjimbronson
    well-i-never  almost 6 years ago

    I think the relationship WAS with the bar.

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    neverenoughgold  almost 6 years ago

    As Ron White says: The cops were called ‘cause we broke a chair on the way out and I refused to pay for it. I refused to pay for it because we broke it over my thigh. The cops showed up, and at that point, I had the right to remain silent — but I didn’t have the ability. The cop was like, “Mr. White, you are being charged with drunk… in… publ-ic-kah!” I was like, “Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! I was drunk in a bar. They threw me into pub-lic. I don’t want to be drunk in pub-lic, I want to be drunk in a bar, which is perfectly legal… arrest them!”

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    DM2860  almost 6 years ago

    Maybe they did not steal your car. Maybe they just moved it to the other part of the parking lot to prevent you from driving home drunk. (Some friends of mine did that to another friend when he left his keys on the counter as he went to whizz.) After he cried on the bar for a while for having ‘lost his car’, one of his friends volunteered to drive him home, while another friend actually met them there in the drunk’s car with the key to the house.

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