Boy: Can you help me with this algebra problem, dad? We're supposed to solve for "x". Man: Don't you think it's time "x" grew up and started solving for itself?
Dad’s so x-aspirating.
Today was the 879,938 consecutive day that I haven’t used Algebra.
I agree, dad.
Good ‘Dad’ answer
I stopped trying to solve for X, after X left me years ago and I no longer ask Y