Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 07, 2011
July 06, 2011
July 08, 2011
Transcript:
Girl: Mom, I got a sliver. Woman: Don't worry. I'll just heat a needle over a match and dig it out. Girl: Don't take this the wrong way, but are you related to vlad the impaler?
I actually did that (substituting a paper clip and a gas burner) to heal a blood blister under my toenail. (I know, TMI)