Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 12, 2009
Man: Like 'y teeth? Woman: How did you get them so white? Man: 'rimer sealer. Woman: You PAINTED them?? Man: It's chea'er than the dentist. Woman: Why aren't you closing your lips? Man: 'ont dry 'for six to eight 'ours. Just because it's a money-saving idea doesn't mean it's a good one.