Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for January 03, 1998
Wife: Quick! Warm up the car! Now! Go! Hurry! Hurry! We have to find a store that's open! Husband: But we do this every week, why don't you ever buy two pair? Oof. Wife: Because I...just..don't. Now hurry! We're wasting time! The Sunday Night Pantyhose Shopping Panic.