Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 31, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 4 months ago

    You’re up for a good conduct metal.

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    Ubintold  4 months ago

    He’s a dingbat.

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    oldpine52  4 months ago

    The triangle was the only thing they let me play in first grade music class.

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    tudza Premium Member 4 months ago

    Dis, dat, and dah udder ting.

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    rekam Premium Member 4 months ago

    Love Ralph the conductor.

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    pat sandy creator 4 months ago

    ting trauma…

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    WDDIM  4 months ago

    With the triangle, timing IS every ting. Nerve wracking.

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    Ryan Maitland Premium Member 4 months ago

    It’s just one ting after another!

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    mrsdonaldson  4 months ago

    Mrs. Swan – “I tell you every-ting!”

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    MRC112  4 months ago

    There was one time when the music teacher asked us all to create a piece of music as homework, that she’d play on the piano the following day. I actually put in a fair bit of effort to that one trying it out on the recorder (typical primary school kids instrument) which I thought was actually quite good. It was clear that some of them spent only a few minutes on it and just dropped notes at random on the musical manuscript paper. The din was something else when they were played.It could have been worse. She cold have asked us to play them on the violin

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    Dobie  Premium Member 4 months ago

    Ralph! Crescendo!

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    You’re not.

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 4 months ago

    Ting tang walla walla bing bang?

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    otforever  4 months ago

    Ba-Dum-Ting! ♪

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    nancyb creator 4 months ago

    The triangle’s only responsibility is to summon the ranchhands for dinner.

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    tiomax  4 months ago

    “Sum Ting Wong!”

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    ira.crank  4 months ago

    I was really good playing the string.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    I went to Berklee for this!

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    Howard'sMyHero  4 months ago

    Talk about pressure … try playing the right triangle equilateraly as well …!

    ( not to mention becoming an octagonist )

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    zeexenon  4 months ago

    Physical coordination is beyond my capabilities, so I became an engineer.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 4 months ago

    Ha! Triangle and cowbell players get no respect.

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    Pythagorian humor?

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    kcgtsv  4 months ago

    Drama!

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    gammaguy  4 months ago

    But does he love his triangle?

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