Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 18, 2024

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    Ratkin  2 months ago

    I can’t think of a pun-ctuation joke.

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    C  2 months ago

    Don’t bother, it’s a lost clause

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    Imagine  2 months ago

    In walked a dot. She said “I’m having my period.”

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    Superfrog  2 months ago

    You don’t see him as often as we used to. I think he’s semi-retired.

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    blunebottle  2 months ago

    Nudge, nudge…

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    PaBlum Premium Member 2 months ago

    I like the Monty Python reference at the bottom. You know what I mean?

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    P51Strega  2 months ago

    When the chef was given the Mexican cook-off Tap•astrophe, he was very possessive of it.

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    Gina Carson  2 months ago

    Emojis have come a long way.

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    ears2u812 Premium Member 2 months ago

    And here I was thinking of “A Nod Is As Good As A Wink… To A Blind Horse” by Faces and Rod Stewart 1971.

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    pat sandy creator 2 months ago

    its a punctuation party…!

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    360guy Premium Member 2 months ago

    I had a bowel resection some years ago. Now I have a semi-colon.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 2 months ago

    Sorry… wrong one!


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    ladykat  2 months ago

    Say no more.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 2 months ago

    That was then.. you now multi-task, enjoy.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  2 months ago

    They’re all getting together for EmotiCon 2024.

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    markkahler52  2 months ago

    A semicolon is better than a diseased one

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    zeexenon  2 months ago

    What you say when you are teaching your teen to drive, “Hey! You’re blind as a bat.”

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    mpolo11 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Two closely related sentences that is.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  2 months ago

    And yet, not one of the commenters here has used a semicolon; that is, until now.

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    Howard'sMyHero  2 months ago

    Then … and THEN? There’s the IN-TERROR- BANG ⁉️

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    goboboyd  2 months ago

    The mustachioed winky face has a bit more gravitas. ; { ) Goatee bonus ;{ )>

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    ekke  2 months ago

    Yes, but does Winky lose his spleen?

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    mistercatworks  2 months ago

    Related complete sentences.

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    Mary Finkelstein Premium Member 2 months ago

    Nudge, nudge. Say no MORE!!

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    dbrucepm  2 months ago

    I thought it was a reference to Ernest P Warhol, know what I mean Vern?

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    gopher gofer  2 months ago

    using the slash mark that we can’t use here at go comics to represent “and” is a recent inexplicable trend here in japan. i keep explaining to customers that, if anything, it means “and/or,” but that it’s just not a good idea. and then, just the other day, i received a translation job in which the slash mark appeared once again – the writer’s job title was shown as “president slash mark CEO”… ☺

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