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Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 26, 2021

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    eromlig  5 months ago

    What, no “chase another squirrel”?

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member 5 months ago

    Ralph, you look confused. You most of all should understand completely what to do!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 5 months ago

    How about a sign that just says “PANIC”? Or “ATTACK”. Or both. How about any two of the above? I think it’s the start of a screenplay for a cartoon.

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    rekam Premium Member 5 months ago

    My, Ralph. How you grew in size when you got to be featured.

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    Baarorso  5 months ago

    I’d say these traffic signals were also used for ferrets.;-D

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    Pedmar Premium Member 5 months ago

    The best way to keep from hitting a squirrel is to try and hit it.

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    ljfuson Premium Member 5 months ago

    Awww Ralph, my fave!! He’s the STAR today!! Thanks for always being there ‘-)

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    zerotvus  5 months ago

    he’s a might squirrelly……

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    Kaputnik  5 months ago

    Of course, there’s the possum at night method. Freeze in the middle of the road, then, when your car stops, sit there blinking for a few seconds before slowly shuffling off to the side. They’re just lucky that their eyes are so reflective.

    And don’t get me started on deer.

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    Lotus  5 months ago

    According to Gary Larsen, darting in front of cars is a squirrel gang initiation rite. “Rusty’s in!”

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    LeeYoung Premium Member 5 months ago

    Free Range had a similar theme. Does Ralph need help?

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    Steverino Premium Member 5 months ago

    Why isn’t the expression “Like a squirrel out of hell” used more often?

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    Nyckname Premium Member 5 months ago

    Roadkill Ralphie for dinner.

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    Ralph is confused, now!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  5 months ago

    “Go Back” means a u-turn at the midpoint.

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    Mr. JRB  5 months ago

    Always wondered how their claws don’t get caught in the trees sometimes. Do they retract at will?

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    Howard'sMyHero  5 months ago

    Squirrel racing light tree … it’s a drag …!

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    WCraft Premium Member 5 months ago

    The Squirrel traffic signs in our neighborhood are permanently stuck on “Dart!”

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Nuts!

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    DCBakerEsq  5 months ago

    Forgot ‘Toss nuts.’

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    AndromedaMike  5 months ago

    Ralph finally gets his own strip.

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    zeexenon  5 months ago

    Ka-bump-thump.

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    ekke  5 months ago

    I’m noticing natural selection working in my area over the past 30-40 years. When squirrels began coming back en masse, (reduction in suburban pesticide use?), they were often found flattened on the roadway. They always dithered while dodging cars, and therefore got hit. But over the years, they have been acting less like over-amped chihuahuas and instead picking a path out and sticking with it. The result, of course, is that we’re now overrun with squirrels. Time to buy some suburban pesticide, you think?

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    Drunken Squirrel Premium Member 5 months ago

    What, no ‘DRINK’ indicator? It’s got to be happy hour somewhere.

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Mama squirrel to young one, “Run both ways when crossing the street”.

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    wolfboy oz boy  5 months ago

    thats a lot of sanglas we have three sanglas

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