Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 07, 2021

  1. Mm wp001
    allen@home  3 months ago

    Nope sorry you’re on your own.

     •  Reply
  2. Grandbudapesthotel cr alamy
    Imagine  3 months ago

    Do those even exist anymore?

     •  Reply
  3. Airhornmissc
    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 3 months ago

    “Let me check. I think I’ve got one of those in here.”

     •  Reply
  4. Missing large
    rekam Premium Member 3 months ago


     •  Reply
  5. Avatar2
    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 3 months ago

    Do I look like a Starbucks barista?

     •  Reply
  6. Grog   droob color
    GROG Premium Member 3 months ago

    I doubt there ever was such a thing.

     •  Reply
  7. Gentbear3b1a
    Gent  3 months ago

    Good luck staying hungry, bird.

     •  Reply
  8. 77b4e956 2364 4def 8871 c12621995a69
    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Beggars can’t be choosers…but I may have a few…..Ralph may want some too! LOL

     •  Reply
  9. Fb img 1509486198333
    e.groves  3 months ago

    He forgot organic and free range.

     •  Reply
  10. 4096749862 867f82c19d
    PO' DAWG Premium Member 3 months ago

    “Would ya settle for this old pizza crust?” “Otherwise I’m gonna feed the ducks.”

     •  Reply
  11. Thumbnail img 0108
    Jeffin Premium Member 3 months ago

    Yes. Is that what you want to be breaded in?

     •  Reply
  12. Missing large
    Doug K  3 months ago

    This is what can happen when you don’t follow …

    … the “Don’t Feed the Animals” signs.

     •  Reply
  13. Abcd3
    redback  3 months ago

    and while you are at it can you add a grande doppio extra lungo mega hyper espresso with soy milk, no sugar, heated at 300 degrees two pumps macchiato .. or something?

     •  Reply
  14. Man with x ray glasses
    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    Yes, but it isn’t ethically sourced, so I threw it away.

     •  Reply
  15. Picture
    Mr. JRB  3 months ago

    Beggars can’t be choosers, bucko

     •  Reply
  16. Groucho 006
    Michael G.  3 months ago

    “No. I do have a hankering for foie gras.”

     •  Reply
  17. Missing large
    PoodleGroomer  3 months ago

    Have a piece of bagel.

     •  Reply
  18. Missing large
    dwagner200  3 months ago

    This sorely tests my “Don’t kick birds” rule.

     •  Reply
  19. Tor johnson
    William Bednar Premium Member 3 months ago

    I used to eat that for lunch. It’s called “Pizza”!

     •  Reply
  20. Capture  2017 12 17 08 45 35 2
    Nyckname Premium Member 3 months ago

    Now we know what sent Tom Leher over the edge.

     •  Reply
  21. Kirby close up with poppies behind   close cropped
    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    Thank God you can buy gluten-free breadcrumbs now. You feel so silly making your own. :)

     •  Reply
  22. April older
    Lola85 Premium Member 3 months ago

    My main requirement for anything I eat, is that it tastes good, not whether or not it has—or doesn’t have—whatever is trendy at the moment. I would only check on all that other stuff if I had a particular medical issue that would require me to make sure something didn’t have ingredients that would be harmful to me.

     •  Reply
  23. 704fe3d1 4a7d 495f a742 2d8456861f60
    admiree2  3 months ago

    Hang a left at the next bench down. Expensive there however so prepare a song and dance.

     •  Reply
  24. Littledancingbear
    BHALL77801  3 months ago

    That food is called styrofoam

     •  Reply
  25. 7831c9a4 3d01 43f0 af20 333f72f4f2c7
    Howard'sMyHero  3 months ago

    Ducky want a quacker …?

     •  Reply
  26. Nowyoulisten
    zeexenon  3 months ago

    Yep, this is pure unadulterated GMO!

     •  Reply
  27. Img 1610
    WCraft Premium Member 3 months ago

    I say we stuff him!

     •  Reply
  28. Image001
    dogday Premium Member 3 months ago

    “No, but I’m havin’ squab fer dinner t’nite”

     •  Reply
  29. Cattitude and doggonit avatar
    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member 3 months ago

    No one is going to comment on how weird the tree looks with it eyes and eyebrows?

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Reality Check