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Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 17, 2021

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    RetFor  3 months ago

    Perry Bible fellowship did it better…

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    eromlig  3 months ago

    I thought He was in Anaheim, managing The Angels.

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    PICTO  3 months ago

    I bet there’s a locker room in Heaven that’s marked Saints…

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    comics guy 47  3 months ago

    Vaguely remembered from an old John Wayne war movie (picture John Wayne wearing the army helmet with netting) and classic John Wayne drawl…

    Chaplain: “You seem deep in thought, my son.”

    John Wayne “Just thinking about tomorrow’s battle, Father.”

    Chaplain: “Never fear, my son… after all, The Lord is our shepherd!”.

    John Wayne: “Oh yeah, Padre? Well I can’t help but think He’s their shepherd too.”

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 3 months ago

    Dave Whamond must be Canadian.

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    basilisk Premium Member 3 months ago

    Old joke: “Oh, him? That’s just God. He only thinks he’s Gordie Howe.”

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    People ask God for contradictory things. Yet people are happy to believe that God answered their prayers when their wish was granted instead of the opposite wish from other people. This is probably the best argument I have seen to show:

    1. No such thing as a God that answers prayers

    2. People are superstitious

    3. People are selfish

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    Ubintold  3 months ago

    Why is it always hockey?

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    rob mccallum Premium Member 3 months ago

    Shouldn’t God be playing God’s favorite game ? Skee ball! It’s the truth according to Dogma

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    cor_en_fa  3 months ago

    Why does the water need to be frozen? I mean….it’s GOD!

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    Jeffin Premium Member 3 months ago

    I like God’s stick to it attitude.

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    dpatrickryan Premium Member 3 months ago

    Well obviously God’s a hockey fan….

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 3 months ago

    Got to be drafty under that robe.. major shrinkage

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    Nyckname Premium Member 3 months ago

    https://youtu.be/XF—G1zmyTw

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    mnd5241dmn  3 months ago

    Reality check

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    felipenollaFFA  3 months ago

    meanwhile fido enjoys his popcorn…

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  3 months ago

    God won’t wear a NJ Devils jersey, it’s a choking hazard.

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    quanyindove  3 months ago

    I love that the dog is licking the popcorn in the first panel. ;)

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    zeexenon  3 months ago

    Yes, HIS puck is planet earth.

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    DCBakerEsq  3 months ago

    Wrong. Obviously, God is a soccer player.

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    kcgtsv  3 months ago

    “God” wears a helmet?

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    MFRXIM Premium Member 3 months ago

    He’s not that interested in you!

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    Krivokrasov Timing +2   2 months ago

    How many centuries will it take so-called ‘Bible teachers’ to admit that God is a tribe spelled גד? Bad, intentionally misleading translations have lead throngs of Bible thumpers to the wrong rabbit conclusion abut the true nature of G-d . What the NKJV lists as ‘Gad’ (pronouced Gawd or God) and Gadites possibly fit well into a referee’s tasks… in my Gadite opinion. However the leader of the tribe of God/Gd surely would not be a figure skater, since G-d’s team has to be skilled at defense as well as being able to work with his brother. Don’t go figure.G-d can compete in hockey… no doubt about that.

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