People ask God for contradictory things. Yet people are happy to believe that God answered their prayers when their wish was granted instead of the opposite wish from other people. This is probably the best argument I have seen to show:
How many centuries will it take so-called ‘Bible teachers’ to admit that God is a tribe spelled גד? Bad, intentionally misleading translations have lead throngs of Bible thumpers to the wrong rabbit conclusion abut the true nature of G-d . What the NKJV lists as ‘Gad’ (pronouced Gawd or God) and Gadites possibly fit well into a referee’s tasks… in my Gadite opinion. However the leader of the tribe of God/Gd surely would not be a figure skater, since G-d’s team has to be skilled at defense as well as being able to work with his brother. Don’t go figure.G-d can compete in hockey… no doubt about that.
RetFor over 3 years ago
Perry Bible fellowship did it better…
eromlig over 3 years ago
I thought He was in Anaheim, managing The Angels.
PICTO over 3 years ago
I bet there’s a locker room in Heaven that’s marked Saints…
comics guy 47 over 3 years ago
Vaguely remembered from an old John Wayne war movie (picture John Wayne wearing the army helmet with netting) and classic John Wayne drawl…
Chaplain: “You seem deep in thought, my son.”
John Wayne “Just thinking about tomorrow’s battle, Father.”
Chaplain: “Never fear, my son… after all, The Lord is our shepherd!”.
John Wayne: “Oh yeah, Padre? Well I can’t help but think He’s their shepherd too.”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
Dave Whamond must be Canadian.
basilisk Premium Member over 3 years ago
Old joke: “Oh, him? That’s just God. He only thinks he’s Gordie Howe.”
Imagine over 3 years ago
People ask God for contradictory things. Yet people are happy to believe that God answered their prayers when their wish was granted instead of the opposite wish from other people. This is probably the best argument I have seen to show:
1. No such thing as a God that answers prayers
2. People are superstitious
3. People are selfish
Ubintold over 3 years ago
Why is it always hockey?
theincrediblebulk over 3 years ago
Shouldn’t God be playing God’s favorite game ? Skee ball! It’s the truth according to Dogma
cor_en_fa over 3 years ago
Why does the water need to be frozen? I mean….it’s GOD!
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
I like God’s stick to it attitude.
dpatrickryan Premium Member over 3 years ago
Well obviously God’s a hockey fan….
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago
Got to be drafty under that robe.. major shrinkage
Nyckname over 3 years ago
https://youtu.be/XF—G1zmyTw
mnd5241dmn over 3 years ago
Reality check
felipenollaFFA over 3 years ago
meanwhile fido enjoys his popcorn…
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 3 years ago
God won’t wear a NJ Devils jersey, it’s a choking hazard.
quanyindove over 3 years ago
I love that the dog is licking the popcorn in the first panel. ;)
zeexenon over 3 years ago
Yes, HIS puck is planet earth.
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
Wrong. Obviously, God is a soccer player.
kcgtsv over 3 years ago
“God” wears a helmet?
MFRXIM Premium Member over 3 years ago
He’s not that interested in you!
6th Billiard Ball Student about 3 years ago
How many centuries will it take so-called ‘Bible teachers’ to admit that God is a tribe spelled גד? Bad, intentionally misleading translations have lead throngs of Bible thumpers to the wrong rabbit conclusion abut the true nature of G-d . What the NKJV lists as ‘Gad’ (pronouced Gawd or God) and Gadites possibly fit well into a referee’s tasks… in my Gadite opinion. However the leader of the tribe of God/Gd surely would not be a figure skater, since G-d’s team has to be skilled at defense as well as being able to work with his brother. Don’t go figure.G-d can compete in hockey… no doubt about that.