Perry Bible fellowship did it better…
I thought He was in Anaheim, managing The Angels.
I bet there’s a locker room in Heaven that’s marked Saints…
Vaguely remembered from an old John Wayne war movie (picture John Wayne wearing the army helmet with netting) and classic John Wayne drawl…
Chaplain: “You seem deep in thought, my son.”
John Wayne “Just thinking about tomorrow’s battle, Father.”
Chaplain: “Never fear, my son… after all, The Lord is our shepherd!”.
John Wayne: “Oh yeah, Padre? Well I can’t help but think He’s their shepherd too.”
Dave Whamond must be Canadian.
Old joke: “Oh, him? That’s just God. He only thinks he’s Gordie Howe.”
People ask God for contradictory things. Yet people are happy to believe that God answered their prayers when their wish was granted instead of the opposite wish from other people. This is probably the best argument I have seen to show:
1. No such thing as a God that answers prayers
2. People are superstitious
3. People are selfish
Why is it always hockey?
Shouldn’t God be playing God’s favorite game ? Skee ball! It’s the truth according to Dogma
Why does the water need to be frozen? I mean….it’s GOD!
I like God’s stick to it attitude.
Well obviously God’s a hockey fan….
Got to be drafty under that robe.. major shrinkage
meanwhile fido enjoys his popcorn…
God won’t wear a NJ Devils jersey, it’s a choking hazard.
I love that the dog is licking the popcorn in the first panel. ;)
Yes, HIS puck is planet earth.
Wrong. Obviously, God is a soccer player.
“God” wears a helmet?
He’s not that interested in you!
How many centuries will it take so-called ‘Bible teachers’ to admit that God is a tribe spelled גד? Bad, intentionally misleading translations have lead throngs of Bible thumpers to the wrong rabbit conclusion abut the true nature of G-d . What the NKJV lists as ‘Gad’ (pronouced Gawd or God) and Gadites possibly fit well into a referee’s tasks… in my Gadite opinion. However the leader of the tribe of God/Gd surely would not be a figure skater, since G-d’s team has to be skilled at defense as well as being able to work with his brother. Don’t go figure.G-d can compete in hockey… no doubt about that.
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