Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 22, 2019

If they don’t have any brains now. how can they tell the difference?

My brains have been scrambled for years.

I like the vegan option. Probably doesn’t get ordered much, though.

For the weight-watchers there’s the low IQ special…the no-brainer…

Must be at the WH in the early hrs after being up all night tweeting….

The Undead Diner?

Breakfast Special: Your brain on drugs. Any questions?

Ralph is neither frytened or eggsited.

Fried or scrambled.. ain’t much difference when on a plate… both are delicious but need ketchup.

Looks like the Chronic Wasting Disease Wisconsin Whitetail Special to be served next month in Soup Kitchens near you.

The writers at #TWD and #FTWD could sure use some fresh brains.