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Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 24, 2019

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    oldpine52  about 2 months ago

    You might try opening the door.

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    amethyst52 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Try a crowbar.

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    Olddog1  about 2 months ago

    Never mind that. At my age what will it take to get back out?

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 months ago

    This is classified as a forceful entry! Where’s the boss when you need him…..

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    loridobson Premium Member about 2 months ago

    All car salesmen must have to learn these standard phrases in car sales school.

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    donwalter  about 2 months ago

    grease his palm?

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    Rad-ish, currently posting No Ambiguity on Sherpa Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Does this car make my behind look big?

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Have you considered adding circus clowns to your sales team?

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    Michael G  about 2 months ago

    Butter his hips.

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    joegeethree  about 2 months ago

    When they say, “let me talk to my manager.” Do they really?

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    Perkycat  about 2 months ago

    I love everything going on at the bottom of the panel.

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    Nathan Daniels Premium Member about 2 months ago

    That phrase is the quickest way to get me to leave a car dealership.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 2 months ago

    His GM got in the way…gluteus maximus.

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    DCBakerEsq  about 2 months ago

    0% financing for starters.

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    belovedkija  about 2 months ago
    I am 6-3" and I want to stretch my legs completely out so that eliminates most cars, when I recently bought a new car and truck, I fit well in a Ford F150 and a Hyundai Sonata , sales people would always say their brand had lots of room I found out they didn’t have a clue
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    cuzinron47  about 2 months ago

    Get a bigger car for one.

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    1MadHat Premium Member about 2 months ago

    If the guy’s boss is that skinny green guy withe the bad hair and floppy arms, I’m on my way out the door.

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