Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 24, 2019

You might try opening the door.

Try a crowbar.

Never mind that. At my age what will it take to get back out?

This is classified as a forceful entry! Where’s the boss when you need him…..

All car salesmen must have to learn these standard phrases in car sales school.

grease his palm?

Does this car make my behind look big?

Have you considered adding circus clowns to your sales team?

When they say, “let me talk to my manager.” Do they really?

I love everything going on at the bottom of the panel.

That phrase is the quickest way to get me to leave a car dealership.

His GM got in the way…gluteus maximus.

0% financing for starters.

I am 6-3" and I want to stretch my legs completely out so that eliminates most cars, when I recently bought a new car and truck, I fit well in a Ford F150 and a Hyundai Sonata , sales people would always say their brand had lots of room I found out they didn’t have a clue

Get a bigger car for one.

If the guy’s boss is that skinny green guy withe the bad hair and floppy arms, I’m on my way out the door.