You can tell it’s fancy poetry because he doesn’t say “drips”.
Apparently, eye did NOT prevail.
You gotta wear her down, first, bro.
Pretty sure that should be “Bleh, de bleh, bleh, bleh”. :o)
Have you been to heaven? Do you know what nostrils up there look like?
To keep that from leaking you need….. a Crier Wall
Pretty sure it should be “Eggmanned”. :o)
If you eat the dog’s food, you can cross two items off at once
I would totally subscribe to The News and Shit
I would definitely wear jam jammies. The hard part is convincing my wife to wear peanut butter jammies.