There’s a marina in Baltimore that dispenses dog treats from a gumball machine.
Remember, “toucan play this game.”
My Uncle Roland used to ask, “What do light beer and a canoe have in common?” The correct answer was, “they’re both close to water.” Thank you Uncle Roland, wherever you are.
It took a while, but I finally get the point.
I’ve had to resort to printing on cards to the grandkids so they can read them. Bring back cursive to the schools.
Time to “rein” in that puppy.
Think Dustin Hoffman in Little Big Man. Is it or is not a " good day to die"?
In England, they call the privy “the loo” as “in loo of humor”
Holy Mackerel! Pisces was a sign of the early Christians. The era of the original “fish fry”.
A night out on the town. Celebrating a little early. Where’s W.C. Fields when you need him?Now that’s a nose!