Recent Comments

1. 5 months ago on Monty

   You fiend!

2. 6 months ago on Big Nate

   Sheesh! He’s never heard of ChatGPT? In the realm of love, a tale unfolds,Of a girl named Daphne, whose beauty unfolds.Her presence, a beacon that lights up the night,Her grace, a melody that sings with delight.

   Oh, Daphne, the embodiment of ethereal grace,With every step, you leave a trace,Of dreams and hopes that soar so high,Like a gentle breeze that caresses the sky.

   Your eyes, like stars in the midnight sky,Glimmering with secrets, impossible to deny.They hold the universe within their gaze,And in their depths, love’s sweet maze.

   Your smile, a sunbeam on a cloudy day,Melting hearts, chasing sorrows away.It radiates warmth, like a summer’s embrace,Filling every moment with love’s tender grace.

   The soft touch of your hand, a gentle caress,Awakening feelings, a sweet tenderness.With every fleeting touch, a spark ignites,And love’s flames dance in the starry nights.

   Daphne, your spirit is wild and free,Like a river that rushes to meet the sea.You captivate hearts with your boundless soul,And make us believe love can make us whole.

   In this ode to you, dear Daphne divine,My heart, like a rose, forever entwined.With every beat, it whispers your name,A love eternal, an eternal flame.

   So, let these words be a testament to the love we share,A love that will endure, beyond compare.For you, Daphne, are the muse of my heart,Forever entwined, never to part.

3. 9 months ago on Lucky Cow

   Nah – that just means he’s a witch in the Marvel Universe: https://mashable.com/article/wandavision-agatha-fix-it

4. over 1 year ago on Pooch Cafe

   I’m not sure that Panda Express will care…

5. over 1 year ago on Lucky Cow

   It’s true that ceramic, glass, clay and cements are 666, but Ceramic Arts is 738.

6. almost 2 years ago on Thatababy

   I think I’m going to go watch the opening credits to Disney’s “The Black Hole” again…

7. almost 2 years ago on Monty

   Aw. :)

8. almost 2 years ago on In the Bleachers

   No worries guys – it’ll take him another ten minutes just to reach the ball…

9. almost 2 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I’m surprised they didn’t club Pastis to the ground at the end of this one…

10. almost 2 years ago on Luann

    …and ‘no.’