I think it is funny that folks are insisting on paper straws and while insisting that they have to have bottled water when they have access to clean water really all the time.
In Louisiana if a minor picks up a beer can they can be charged with “minor in possession”. Absolutely true and a great money maker for the system that employs cops that apparently have a specific job to look for these opportunities.
If you “like” this because it makes sense to you, you are the problem.