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Moron Goldtwit Free

Wanna see my cool new gps watch? (Despite my similarities to Foxtrot's Morton Goldthwait, we're in no way related.)

Recent Comments

  1. 5 months ago on Big Nate

    You must be thinking of my cousin-in-law, Morton Goldthwait.

  2. 5 months ago on Big Nate

    Less competition for me, I guess.

  3. 5 months ago on Big Nate

    If you’re going to fall in love with a video game character, choose Marnie from Pokemon Sword

  4. 5 months ago on Truth Facts

    F I R S T T T T T T T T (You’re allowed to not care)

  5. 5 months ago on Big Nate

    Never mind, turns out he got the world record for death%

  6. 5 months ago on Big Nate

    That’s what you thought!

  7. 5 months ago on Big Nate

    Marty or Phoenix?

  8. 5 months ago on Big Nate

    Peanuts ran for fifty years, but it only had enough funny jokes to fill ten. That’s what started to happen to Calvin and Hobbes. If it came back, it would be more or less like modern Garfield.

  9. 9 months ago on FoxTrot

    dontcaredidntaskunoreverseurmomratio

  10. 9 months ago on Big Nate

    I was already doing whatever I want, but it sounds nice to be in an army and have a license for it!