Rule number three: Study Criminology.. Understand why criminals commit crimes, What are the circumstances behind them, and what you may be inadvertently doing to contribute to the problem.Rule number four: LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES AND CARELESSNESS!!!
NEVER EVER, EVER, EVER LOOK DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN, LUCY!!! NOT EVEN IF YOU’RE IN OUTER SPACE! WHAT WERE YOU THINKI NG, YOU STUPID #&%$@#$ ?!? YOU COULD HAVE BURNED OUT THE RETINAS IN YOUR EYES AND GONE PERMANENTLY BLIND!!!!!
According to the United states Constitution: You are ONLY allowed to criticize how the United States government is run! You are NOT allowed to judge anyone else (except if you are on a jury)! This is conisidered HATE SPEECH/A.K.A. harassment!
LuAnn and Shannon should NOT be messing around with Brad’s and Toni’s personal hygiene products! It’s a simply matter of respect for someone else’s personal property!
HUNGRY?!? Fred doesn’t need a meal more than once a day!!! All dogs try to get extra food to SNACK on, and need to be taught that food is a valuable resource NOT to be wasted!!!!
Lucy is mentally ill!! I doubt that she will be able to come and go as she pleases for a very long time, about when the modern Peanuts strip begins!
Linus, you’re making that up! History isn’t taught in school until high school because kids are too young to comprehend it!!! YOU’RE ONLY 7 YEARS OLD!!!!
I AM COMPLETELY FED UP WITH THESE DEMAGOGUES IMPERSONATING ORDAINED MINISTERS WHO SPREAD ONLY, HYPE, SENSATIONALISM, HISTRIONICS, PROPAGANDA AND LIES!!!! JERRY FALWEL, JIMMY SWAGGERT, JIM BAKKER AND ALL THE REST OF THESE FALSE PROPHETS SHOULD BE IGNORED AND EXPOSED!!!
This was probably one of those SURPRISE MONSOONS that was NOT in the forecast of the National Weather Service!!!!!
WHO exactly was this young girl who wanted to apologize to Charlie Brown? Was this Heather A.K.A. “The Little Red Haired Girl” who he has a crush on? I don’t remember this strip, so someone enlighten me!