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I was heartbroken when my Machine left me for Florence. They seem to be doing okay, but Florence doesn't seem to be able to buy shoes.

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  1. 26 days ago on Dick Tracy

    It sounds like Emilio’s act is a kind of Trivial Pursuit.

  2. 26 days ago on Gil Thorp

    P1: “So, Phoebe, to what do I owe the pleasure?”

    “I speak in tongues. Get the hint?”

    P2: “Meet Coach Thorp!”

    “He’s here? Isn’t he visiting Jamie and Kerri?”

    “Yeah, but we have a cardboard cutout of him that does just as good a job.”

    P3: "Every coach in Milford has to be named “Thorp”?"

    “Not if they want to win”.

  3. 27 days ago on Dick Tracy

    Nobody checked it because it was a crappy job.

  4. 27 days ago on Dick Tracy

    While Vitamin and Tracy jaw over a cupple cups of joe, Presto is out recruiting new goons, thugs, and mooks. He reaches out to the Beagle Boys but they’re busy scheming how to cart away the loot in a certain money bin. So far their best idea is a hot air balloon.

    The sassy, road weary gum snapping blonde floozy waitress sashays by. “How about some prune pie, you good lookin’ fellas? It keeps my regulars regular, if you know what I mean…”

    “No, thanks. We’re cogitating on how to foil another master criminal.”

    “You boys can cogitate with me any time…”

    And so it goes, by gar, by gar…

  5. 27 days ago on Gil Thorp

    P2.5: "Have one of my special cookies. The secret ingredient is weed…I mean love.:

  6. 28 days ago on Dick Tracy

    YES! Perfect setting for a cameo by the sassy, gum snapping, bleached blonde floozy waitress, by gar, by gar!

  7. 29 days ago on Gil Thorp

    How about one of Bryan Cranston, William H. Macy, or Bob Wasshisname that plays Saul Goodman as Gil, and Katy Sagal as Mimi? That just leaves Pedro….maybe Danny Trujilo?

  8. 29 days ago on Gil Thorp

    “That’s why we’ve stayed here. That, plus the ankle monitors.”

  9. 29 days ago on Dick Tracy

    Probably going to be a long time before another moll like the comely, delectable and irreplaceable Edison makes an appearance. Maybe a sassy, gum snapping bleached blonde floozy waitress can apprentice with Tracy like Deathany is doing in lieu.

  10. about 1 month ago on Dick Tracy

    I took a high school trip to Italy and was paired with the group nerd. I convinced him that the bidet was a special thing in which to wash your hair. Don’t know if he ever found out what it was really for.