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I was heartbroken when my Machine left me for Florence. They seem to be doing okay, but Florence doesn't seem to be able to buy shoes.

Recent Comments

  1. 3 minutes ago on Gil Thorp

    Note to self: remember to buy Dixie Cups.

  2. 5 minutes ago on Gil Thorp

    I miss those telethons. The highlight of the year for me back then was when Jerry and Sammy Davis Jr. kissed.

  3. 17 minutes ago on Alley Oop

    Hubby says that he always appreciates a well preserved chest.

  4. about 4 hours ago on Dick Tracy

    Warbucks could have hired a tooter but Annie didn’t want to join the band. Yuk yuk yuk!

  5. about 5 hours ago on Gasoline Alley

    Is Diners Club still a thing?

    As a result, the Diners Club payment network ceased to exist in North America, even as the card was still widely accepted outside the region. … From this point, Diners Club became a MasterCard in terms of payment acceptance and merchant recognition, while maintaining its traditional benefits and rewards.Jan 31, 2019

    That’s my contribution to society for the day.

  6. about 7 hours ago on Gil Thorp

    Fake poop or barf is always a crowd pleaser.

  7. about 7 hours ago on Alley Oop

    Now THAT was a real good blow up.

  8. about 7 hours ago on Alley Oop

    “If I close my eyes I become invisible and they can’t see me because I can’t see them.”

  9. about 8 hours ago on Gasoline Alley

    Is Diner’s Club still a thing?

  10. about 10 hours ago on Gil Thorp

    I heard that there’s going to be a tour sponsored by Geritol featuring The Bay City Strollers and The Old Spice Girls. Tickets available on a “buy one, get five free” basis.