Two shots of bourbon works for me.
Do not lend him toilet paper!
WHO wants seconds?
No, no. Make you into a wallet.
Show us fearless leader!
Send her a video, then she’ll owe you.
Disqualified from setting any “world” records.
Is Trader Joe going to do better?
Bring out the old tennis racket and they might take the hint.
Two shots of bourbon works for me.