Talk about dead weight.
We have two black cats in our house and I’m really lucky.
I have what’s called Polycystic Ovarian syndrome and one part of the syndrome is we can grow male hairs on our face. I make jokes constantly that in the future I will have enough of a beard to join a circus.
Showed this to my sister who is becoming a medical lab tech and has done urine analysis and thought this was funny. XD
“This isnt blood, its ketchup. Take the picture already, I got dinner waiting at home with a special guest.”
You’d think for being tiny dwarfs that their urns would be smaller…
Never tell a zombie you have no brains when you, a living person with brains, are standing in front of them. Of course you might be so stupid telling them this that they think you’re brainless and go after the cooks instead.
If he had rug burn down there, then we would know it was cat woman.
Edward Cleaver hand instead of scissor hand
Just put some ham into a blender and it can look like chopped liver or human intestines.