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1. 2 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   You could probably go to Heck for that line….

2. 25 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   Which reminds me..“How do you get down from an elephant?”“You don’t get down from an elephant. You get down from a duck!…”(I got a million of’em…)

3. 7 months ago on Breaking Cat News

   The Dept of Defense is requesting that everyone who has two belly buttons donate one of them to the Navel Reserve…..

4. 12 months ago on Breaking Cat News

   A large number of years ago I was watching the Steve Allen show on TV (That oughta put it in the early 60’s, I think). One skit that I particularly remember starred Steve, and Louis Nye (one of his supporting comedians). Steve is playing the part of a commentator or TV news reporter, interviewing Louis, playing a rather nearsighted, dopey looking absent minded professor who is apparently just about to speak. The “professor” is doddering around, trying to pick up some papers, obviously a prepared speech or whatever on the subject at hand. Steve: “Professor Hooflung, are you ready to give us your report?”(Professor continues trying to grab the paper with a large set of tweezers)Steve (again): “Professor, are you ready to give us your report?”(Professor continues trying to manipulate the report)Steve: “Professor, why are you using the tongs for your report?”Professor, looking up for the first time: “What?”Steve (exasperated, loudly): “TONGS FOR YOUR REPORT!!”Professor smiles shyly and says “You’re welcome.”

   Like I keep saying, I got a million of’em.

5. about 1 year ago on Breaking Cat News

   Woop Woop…..A small, imaginary town/location in outback Australia……

6. over 1 year ago on Breaking Cat News

   And there’s the butcher who took a seagull in trade for a pound of sausage…. He took a tern for the wurst.

7. over 1 year ago on Breaking Cat News

   I wonder if the appropriate song for the child of a math/geometry teacher might be “I Want a Hypotenuse For Christmas”…..

8. over 1 year ago on Breaking Cat News

   I believe the plural of hippopotamus is hippopotami…..

9. almost 2 years ago on Breaking Cat News

   You’ll recall my buddy’s response to “How’re ya doing?” from yesterday.

   Well, the same pal, when asked “How are you?”, his response was “The best in town!!”.

   I’ve never been able to quite manage that reply…..

10. about 2 years ago on Breaking Cat News

    My mother, a New England Yankee, used to prepare dried fish in a casserole for us when we were not feeling well. She referred to it as a “get-well cod”