Let me correct that for ya, Fflashbang.
“You really don’t know about the big difference between your ^$$ and a hole in the ground, do you Chris?”
“We are now going to put you in……”
“THE COMFY CHAIR!!”
They can also group dried oatmeal as one of the strongest adhesives as well.
“But if you mouth it, as many of your players do, I had as lief the Town Crier spoke my lines…..”
How do they even manage to play golf???
Neither of them know their ^$$ from a hole in the ground!!
Hasn’t anyone here heard of a Slinky???
All you need is a $5 slinky. Absolutely squirrel proof!
Take the Slinky, run it over the shepherd’s crook, fasten it at the top, let the rest hang down. The squirrels can’t get a purchase on the pole – they simply yo-yo back down.
Used them for 20 years – I’ve never seen a squirrel beat it yet.
The most jaw-dropping, mind blowing night sky I was ever privileged to see was in Gunnison National Forest, above timberline – and not a single dot of light pollution to be found.
It made me feel both small, and so connected to The Universe.
Have you seen the video clip of that ranting, wild-eyed harpy??
It tells you everything you need to know, and everything she is.
The truly saddest part about your post is that it’s all based on TRUE QUOTES…
Just like Treasonweasel, they’re no longer subtle about their greed and disregard for anything moral.