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April showers bring May flowers.
They are replacing it with April Kindness Day.
A credit tends to decrease assets and a debit tends to increase assets.Too many people get a wrong understanding of credits and debits from their banks and other accounts.
Only fools play practical jokes on April Kindness Day.
I wish people would figure out that God knows the difference between a whale and a fish.While Jonah was not a real person, the story did NOT have him being swallowed by a Whale but by a Large Fish (probably a Whale Shark).
This would have been funny if the author had drawn a Whale Shark.
He has a third choice, Nolo contendere (No contest). You do not admit to the charge but choose to not contest it either. In effect it is the same as guilty.
Nobody ever get the myth right (although I understand that the joke wouldn’t work here if they did get it right).
Atlas has the universe on his shoulders.
Botanically speaking, a coconut is a fibrous one-seeded drupe, also known as a dry drupe. However, when using loose definitions, the coconut can be all three: a fruit, a nut, and a seed. Botanists love classification.
It is just plain weird.
Hmmm, as the numbers get higher, the angle of the head gets steeper. A 1 iron is almost vertical, a 9 iron is at about a 45° angle. So a 9000 iron would be just a thin, flat piece of metal. How would this help with a monster ball??
Unless a 9000 iron is a scythe and he is going to chop it up into usable pieces.
Of course the tree should stay up. Christmas doesn’t end until Sunday 5 January 2020.