Should the cabin be a survivalists hovel, I recall reading my kids a Berenstain Bears (or Bernstein depending on your view of the Mandela Effect :-) ) with this general theme.
At least you have a great ball park (my favorite of the more than a dozen I’ve been to) and a the couple of times I have been there to be a super game day feeling in the waterfront area on the weekends. Pittsburgh is a seriously underrated city to visit.
It’s the worst when you’re both the giraffe and the elephant.