Recent Comments

1. over 2 years ago on Luann
   Oh, yes, they call it THE STREAK…##
2. over 2 years ago on Luann

   According to the definition, a nymphomanic is a “Woman of excessive sexual desire.” Today, the meaning expanded to include women of promiscuous behavior, and the former part is now ignored.

   Two treatments, Bern: Become a Nun…OR… get wild. Do the horizontal Mambo. Choose Nil, Jack, Zane or Gunther. But be forewarned: That first time can be addicting!

3. over 2 years ago on Luann
   Cue one of 5 songs for playing, and I don’t know which one:

   1) Kiss you all over (Exile) or 2) R*** Me (Nirvana), 3) I Will Always Love You (Whitney Houston), 4) Just When I needed you Most (Randy Van Warmer) and 5) Alone Again, Naturally (Gilbert O’Sullivan). You may substitute the Dolly Parton version of 2 or 4.

4. over 2 years ago on Luann

   Trouble in Paradise?

   Brad, 2 times in 28 years, I went 18 months… not my idea!Now, it’s 3 years… but she passed away in 2019

5. almost 3 years ago on Luann

   Thank you Captain Obviously Oblivious Buzzkill.You are welcome to leave at any time. Most of us here aren’t stupid. We seek entertainment, NOT boredom.

6. almost 3 years ago on Luann

   Bernice: If you cannot listen AND understand simple English, you’ll never make a living at something that requires it. Take a hint!

7. almost 3 years ago on Luann

   I noticed that it changed from a fish bowl to an aquarium.(Yesterday’s panel)

8. almost 3 years ago on Luann

   Advice? From two women, one who has a history of failed romances (or fantasies), and a know-it-all who knows nothing, and has never had a romance? NO!Talk to Nancy, or Toni!Or go visit his high school advisor. Or his counselor at his university. BERNICE knows nothing.

9. almost 3 years ago on Luann

   The most dangerous words in the world: “I love you.” He risked them. She has panicked. I said before, Gun is Bets playmate. Now, she is scared. Just remember, as the old song says, “It’s a sin to tell a lie.”

10. about 3 years ago on Luann

    It appears that we have a new name for a narcissistic Karen. It’s a Bets.Bets craves attention. Gunther is her playmate, and that is all he is.Does Rosa return?

    BTW: Ox and Tiff is a perfect match. Gunther and Tiff is also a very good match. Jack winds up with Bernice. And LuAnn becomes a crazy cat lady. (Regardless of Puddles, she’ll have cats.