Best to not allow cars in places where people are trying to walk
Alpha males don’t wear slippers. Those are low-friction work boots.
When did Joanie turn 85??
Not as scary as brain-eating amoebas, actually
What if someone calls us a pair o’ pathetic peripatetics?
You can’t trust everything you read on the internet, Arlo.
I feel seen.
Sorry Nate, Jimmy Buffett is awesome. Try listening to his “Far Side of the World”, for example.
Aaand Jef sends me to Google. Again.
Wallace is one of the few comic strips where the parents are actually weirder than the kids.
Best to not allow cars in places where people are trying to walk