True story: I was in Penney’s shopping with my wife when she asked me, “Does this dress make me look fat?” I noted that all activity stopped in the whole fitting room area and it got really quiet. I deadpan replied, “I don’t know, your beauty has struck me blind.” The WHOLE place roared with laughter!! A clerk at a nearby register was laughing so hard that she had to stop working and compose herself.
Neither Texas or Florida gov said students couldn’t wear a mask, but both gov said that school boards could not MANDATE wearing a mask.Ya get the difference? One is the action of a intrusive, nanny gubberment; the other is teachers, parents, and students exercising their own brains to make a PERSONAL DECISION.Yesterday when the enemy media was gleefully shouting, "Thousands of Florida students “defied” governor DeSantis by wearing mask," DeSantis (and every other conservative) was fist pumping and saying, “PROOF that people don’t need a nanny gubberment to make a informed PERSONAL decision.”Bottom line — Conservatives believe in individual Americans, liberals believe Americans are idiots and only gubberment can save them.
My Dad (Navy) had tattoos on both shoulders, when he was about 65 his doctor removed these cancerous tattoos with a SPOON!!! Dad said the muscle tissue under the tattoos had the consistency of jelly. UGH!!
As a freshman aerospace engineering major, I wrote a paper title: “Stress Analysis of the Strapless Bra.” I would have gotten an A+ but the professors took off points for “no empirical data to validate the hypothesis.”
I know he told a bald-faced lie, but if I slept next to that hag I’d lie too…..