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  1. almost 3 years ago on Luann

    Right into a fresh new trip into insanity. Bernice could’ve just told Jack ‘No’ to start with. And when he’d ask why then be direct…“Cuz I wanted to go out with you instead”. Then Jack would’ve just stood there even more confused as ever…Just two ships passing in the night…

  2. almost 3 years ago on Luann

    Guess she’d actually consider dating Nil. Now that would be interesting or crazy since she really like muscle guys.

  3. almost 3 years ago on Luann

    It’s like going to a dealership to get that Corvette but walking away with a Volkswagen beetle. At least she’ll still have Corvette dreams.

  4. almost 3 years ago on Luann

    You can hear the violins playing in the background as Jack exists.

  5. almost 3 years ago on Luann

    “Worse case…Bernice”. There is a little word called “no”. It’s quite good when used correctly and timely. Why waste time on someone who was not your interest just out of desperation to never to say “no” to Jack for anything at any price.

  6. almost 3 years ago on Luann

    There’s an old term which fits this good seemly called “A Third Wheel”. When “attached”, don’t do much to help cars get to where they want to go.

  7. almost 3 years ago on Luann

    Well, looks like those two passing ships in the night even with flares missed each other in the fog. Even when passing by each other so close in the night. Probably for the best, they would’ve had a disastrous collision instead of a meet up. Endangering all their passengers even more so.

  8. almost 3 years ago on Luann

    Jack: “Wanna do it now?” Bernice: “Whenever, where ever you say Jack….just say the word…” Jack: “Oh, good. Then grab that bucket over there and start bailing!”.

  9. almost 3 years ago on Luann

    Oh-oh she’s gonna blow a fuse. Her fuses aren’t rated that high for this kinda voltage. I hope the impending outage isn’t that bad and don’t last too long.

  10. almost 3 years ago on Luann

    And then suddenly Luann shakes Bernice…Hey wakeup! wakeup! you’ve been dreaming this whole time!