He could invite her to a threesome with Bets. Then she would get to see first hand what they are up to.
He should offer to demo to Luanne what he and Bets do
Game point and match for Gunther
More like “fire and fury” in Iran
I think Earl got the best of this one. He doesn’t often win.
Yeah but most cars have an automatic tensioner
This strip single-handedly continues the classic fly in the soup jokes, year after year. I would not have believed it possible.
Well as my Daddy used to say if you ain’t cheatin’ y’aint tryin’ hard enough
The amount of poo a T-Rex generates must be quite impressive
No one wishes the poor man ill. It’s just the thought that if nature took its course it might be a welcome relief. After all, with average life spans of 77 years, what is going on is that for everyone who exceeds the average, someone must die younger. If someone dies at 84, then someone has to die at 70 for the average to be 77. Which means that half of everyone we know or see int he world will be gone before 77. So we’re allowed to have our fantasies about whose number comes up first on the roulette wheel.