I like Big Nate, Calvin and Hobbes and Garfield.
No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
The bucket would be more dangerous than the snowballs
The Constitution doesn’t apply in school. What ever happened to the pursuit of happiness?
That isn’t dirt there on the ground
That baby grew up to be Belle Delphine
That grandma is huge!
Later bedtimes, fewer baths: https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2021/02/04
Good way to get strangled
That website takes you to the F Minus Facebook page.