Roget’s Thesaurus. Isn’t that the story of a boy and his pet dinosaur?
“The hardest thing to predict is the future.” (YB)
Calvin and the snow goons.
And don’t let the streams cross. That would be bad.
Dave Berry’s Dog Rule: “If it falls to the floor, eat it. If it’s not food you can always throw it up later.”
The Wreck of the Gordon Lightfoot
The early bird may get the worm / (Or so we’ve all been taught) / But don’t you see? It seems to me / The early worm gets caught.
A self-made man is always the product of unskilled labor.
If they come in the house I catch ‘em in my hands and escort them off the property. My wife thinks I’m nuts, but I’d rather have spiders than mosquitoes and flies.