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  1. 5 months ago on Nancy

    Clearly Aunt Fritzi needs to stop blinking around Nancy.

  2. 5 months ago on Breaking Cat News

    Elvis’s priorities are clear. Get the kits and Puck to safety! Lupin and Goldie get to fend for themselves.

  3. about 1 year ago on Breaking Cat News

    I assume the Boy at least is old enough to be at school, maybe the Girl as well?

  4. about 1 year ago on Breaking Cat News

    Putting a little dirty litter in the clean box might make it smell like the right place to go!

  5. about 1 year ago on Breaking Cat News

    My brain went to the old tootsie pop commercials, with the owl. “One. Two-HOO! Three. (crunch)”

  6. over 1 year ago on Breaking Cat News

    I used to have trouble seeing them because of a plugin, maybe that’s your problem?

  7. over 1 year ago on Breaking Cat News

    I would’ve liked to have taken a bonded pair when I adopted my cat, but my condo bylaws specify one dog and one cat (not one dog or one cat, not two dogs or two cats, one dog and one cat). Honestly nobody would have fussed about me having two cats, but the shelter even made me show them the rules saying I was even allowed to have a cat in the first place before they’d let me take one home.

  8. over 1 year ago on Breaking Cat News

    “There’s a strange cat behind you!” “Fakies or realzies?” “REALZIES!!”

  9. over 1 year ago on Breaking Cat News

    During the winter my cat will want to be on my lap when I’m working/using the computer, but I have to hold her in place because my office chair doesn’t leave my lap flat enough for her to fall asleep. We solved this via cat burrito, which took a little practice on both of our parts at first, but is now something she will insist on:

    Step 1: Fold an afghan (knit/stretchy blanket, the stretchiness is important) in half and wrap it around my legs so I’m sitting on both ends. Step 2: Invite cat on lap underneath blanket, allow her to curl up.Step 3: Tuck blanket under cat to secure her. (This is the part that took practice, for her to accept that yes, I’m moving her around, no, she should not take this to mean I’m kicking her off my lap.)Step 4: Don’t get up for three hours, no matter how badly I need to pee.

    I may have to re-dub this the Purrito though.

  10. over 1 year ago on Breaking Cat News

    Nope – it’s a little hard to see but the speech bubble arrow goes all the way to Tommy.