I am the place where food goes to die. I am the final boss of the internet.
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it goes on like that for 40 minutes
i am trying to be respectful, SLOWMOSEXUALS
I DON’T KNOW HOW I MISSED THAT THE FIRST TIME
some days you intend to make a game boy age-of-consent joke, and some days the game boy age-of-consent jokes just show up! TODAY IS ONE THE LATTER FOR GOOD OL’ T-REX
if you don’t call someone inappropriate ‘sweetcheeks’ today then we can’t be friends anymore. FACT"
you also need a spacesuit to go to the moon. and a rocketship. you need a rocketship, and a spacesuit, and a sausage.
I HAD TO DESTROY IT AS IT WAS SO FULL OF WIENERS
god can use punctuation in quotes, just like how data can use contractions when he’s playing back other people’s phrases. IT’S ESTABLISHED IN CANON IN THE FOURTH SEASON EPISODE ‘IN THEORY’ IF YOU DO NOT RECALL
this comic just got some SEXY SEX APPEAL. in flashbacks? in this one comic only probably? so, you know, ENJOY
SECRET’S OUT, SARAH