Recent Comments

1. almost 10 years ago on Peanuts

   Dad: Lucy, remember the rules. If daddy has his scotch, all good girls better be in bed or they get a spanking

   Lucy: Then why don’t you spank mom?

   Dad: who says i don’t? ;)

2. almost 10 years ago on Peanuts

   “Daddy why do you always smell like drinking when it is my bedtime”

3. almost 10 years ago on Peanuts

   I think it will be okay. While he is getting her water, he will also be getting his scotch.

4. about 10 years ago on For Better or For Worse

   Descended from the Stare of truth technique is the Fix It Glare, for when someone said or done something that offended and needs correcting

5. about 10 years ago on For Better or For Worse

   Oh no … even if it’s true you never say that unless you want the ability to have children removed in a very painful way

6. about 10 years ago on For Better or For Worse

   Young lady is reserved for teens and single ladies under the age of 30.

7. about 10 years ago on For Better or For Worse

   Tried to defuse the “Do I Look Fat” bomb. Cut the reassurance wire. Mission failed.

8. about 10 years ago on For Better or For Worse

   Oh man the ancient stare of truth technique. A move that no man woman or child can defend against.

9. about 10 years ago on For Better or For Worse

   that kid is probably a internet troll at this point

10. about 10 years ago on For Better or For Worse

    Only because you can sue someone just for having your feelings hurt.