If it gets any funny ideas, stab it with your bayonet.
Rather, I think he’s helping greatly. Pessimism is preventative medicine.
Sally is a wonderful sister, she could have saved him… “KISS HER, YOU BLOCKHEAD!”
Oho! So it’s like World War II, the cat who lives next door, and how his weight augmented until he weighed over 500,000 pounds? The story gets bigger with every telling!
That’s telling ’em, Linus old boy
Hah! Double that announcer’s salary!!
Bystander fatality rate within acceptable parameters.
…and furthermore, you also managed to hit the enemy outpost on the border! Promotions all around!
…uhm… to the ramparts, quickly! Get some brick and mortar, boys!