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My mom says I looked like E.T. when I was a baby and my older brother was Mr. Magoo but we were both pretty good babies.
His problem is, is that his legs are too short to actually gain much momentum to swing with.
Pretty good aim considering I think he dived into the room and just starting firing as quickly as he could. He got his mom in the knee, Susie’s mom and his dad in their foreheads, and Susie’s dad in the nose. The rest he missed but still, nice aim.
I’m guessing creamed spinach…..
As long as Calvin shoveled the walk before he made those snowmen (which I doubt) I’m sure he won’t get into trouble. His mother would probably laugh her butt off at them.
I think I’m starting to understand where Calvin gets his zaniness from…..
Sure it worked. Until you opened your mouth Calvin.
He gets things like that because they’re INNOCENT toys. Despite what Calvin might say and do, he knows not to play with real guns, therefore it’s perfectly fine for his folks to allow him to play with an innocent suction cup dart gun.