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  1. 4 days ago on Dick Tracy

    I was thinking the same thing. Wonder who it is?

  2. 4 days ago on Dick Tracy

    Can’t believe that woman was chosen for the “Hall of Fame.” Yuck.

  3. 4 days ago on Dick Tracy

    This scene makes 100% absolute sense to me. If I saw the guy, I’d say that, too.

  4. 4 days ago on Luann

    Thanks to the great governor of the State of Texas, it is now a FELONY to steal any package off someone’s porch. And, the way the law is written multiple offenses can be calculated into the punishment phase. In other words, the more you steal (and the more people who help you, like your getaway driver) the stiffer the fine and penalty. The fine can reach $10,000 and there is no value limits on the package contents.

  5. 4 days ago on Luann

    Health codes vary by state. Depending on where this is, you could be completely wrong.

  6. 12 days ago on Off the Mark

    Bwah hah hah!

  7. 12 days ago on Off the Mark

    Okay, I recall one Christmas when my then-wife and I made an extra special trip to buy EXTRA batteries for the noisy, noisy gifts I was giving my nephews. I told them to hide the batteries in their sock drawers and use them when the others “mysteriously vanished.”

    The boys told me that did, indeed, happen, and thanked me again for the extra batteries.

    Heh. That’ll teach my brother to be such a jerk back when he was a teenager!

  8. 12 days ago on The Norm 4.0

    Take 15 quick, digital shots and then Photoshop them together for the perfect pic. Easy Peasy.

  9. 12 days ago on For Better or For Worse

    I have come up with a way to end civilization. Permanently. All we need is for a man to give birth (somehow!) and then have him say, to the news cameras on a worldwide broadcast, baby in arms, “I thought it was easier than passing a kidney stone. I can’t believe you women have been bitching about this all these years.”

    Heh. The world ends in flames!

  10. 12 days ago on For Better or For Worse

    I kinda miss my paper calendars. I still have some from when my wife and I got married 20 years ago, and they show date nights, special trips, and those with a little heart in the corner indicate some serious romance!