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  1. 20 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Iron not being irony?!

  2. about 2 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    I bet the readers will win, and Phoebe and Kyle will tie for second place.

  3. 5 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Ask any parent and you’ll learn the correct answer is “Because I said so!”

  4. 10 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    The “unspeakable horrors” are probably a bunch of fun-house mirrors.

  5. over 1 year ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Talking to LSH wouldn’t help Max. LSH is more of a humble-bragger; like other unicorns he fully believes in his own greatness, he just adds an exaggerated sense of humility. In the November 16th strip he teold Phoebe “I am certainly the most admirable being you have ever met, but if you praised me in writing, it would damage the most admirable thing about me: my extreme humility.”

  6. over 1 year ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Solar panels. Upside: No cloudy days. Downside: Nights are 2 weeks long on the moon. You’d need plenty of spare rechargable batteries, or an electrical grid circling the moon to bring power from the day side to the night side.

  7. over 1 year ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    She said she was more sparkly than the waves.

  8. almost 2 years ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Marigold does understand the concept of humility, because LSH provides such a splendid example of it.

  9. almost 2 years ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    I was going to point out that Marigold is also an expert on grass and oats, but then I realized those just fall into the category of “things that unicorns find delicious”.

  10. almost 2 years ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    It just popped into her head… through her eyeballs.