They want him back why, exactly?
Interesting security system.
Would you rather turpentine WITHOUT sugar?
No, cranberry sauce. It says so.
Ah, yes. The hot sauce. (Deary deary me…) Yeah, her commentary and/or accompanying storylets are at least half the fun. My personal favourite of the Red Wombat line is Blackbeard’s Rugged Tampons…
Here, you might appreciate her Judas Pig BBQ Sauce label (not an actual sauce): http://www.redwombatstudio.com/product/judas-pig-bbq-sauce/
chuckle Ursula Vernon (one of my favourite artists) and her husband have adapted the term “Judas goat” for consumer use; they use “Judas ____” to signify any mascot which appears to be cheerfully encouraging you to eat its own kind (such as a cartoon pig advertising barbecue, or a happy smiling ice cream cone).
So he gets one day off a year, plus leap days?
Chaucer… Rabelais… Balllllzac!
You can make oatcakes.