Is it just me, or does the solar panel salesman look like an alien in an ill-fitting mask?
Is it just me, or does the black knight look like the Witch king of Angmar?
Douse the cheap cat food in gin. Cybil will eat it.
I think Ned Nickerson would take offense to that.
When I was little a Nancy Drew book went missing. Ironically, its location is still a mystery.
The thunder is the shutter going and the rain is Gods tears because He loves us so much.
I have heard this joke before. I just can’t remember where.
I think he needs to peel the banana first.
Raises hand Me… When I have the time.
I am 26 and I own a physical map of my home state.