“I’d rather be there,Where you haven’t got a care, And you’re better off deadThan being turned into a pile of immortal toothbrushes tortured for eternity.”
Instant death, or eternity as a tortured, sentient, immortal toothbrush? Imagining something possibly worse? Curiosity doesn’t even get a walk-on part.
Gunfights, swinging from broken railings and narrow escapes from death in the middle of a monster uprising aren’t enough action? Geez!