Recent Comments

1. over 10 years ago on Shoe

   When I was a young man I had a great memory I think. I can’t quite remember…

2. over 10 years ago on Wizard of Id

   Maybe he meant “which way are the pin STRIPES/” They’re in New York.

3. almost 11 years ago on Shoe

   Old joke: Last winter it was so cold in D. C. that politicians were walking around with their hands in their OWN pockets.

4. almost 11 years ago on Andy Capp

   “…And if you were my wife, Lady Astor, I’d drink it!” Winston Churchill

5. almost 11 years ago on B.C.

   Bees eat ants? I know birds eat ants, and marezy doats and little lambs eat ivy. And a kid’ll eat ivy, too. Wouldn’t you?

6. almost 11 years ago on Tank McNamara

   The only thing more frustrating than making a bad shot and not knowing what you did wrong is making a GOOD shot and not knowing what you did RIGHT.

7. almost 11 years ago on Wizard of Id

   Senex, you took the words right off of my keyboard!

8. almost 11 years ago on Shoe

   Just weighed myself. I’m a size tent-and-a-half!

9. almost 11 years ago on Shoe

   That honey is really home-groan! With an emphasis on the “groan.”

10. almost 11 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Another bunch of illegal aliens causing nothing but trouble!