don’t understand why the dog grosses her out, but kissing and other things with that fat ugly husband doesn’t
that brown art in the toilet talked to me and said it wants to be flushed away
don’t agree cause I started losing weight when I started eating breakfast…almost 70 lbs with no dieting
death is looking more and more appealing…unless hell is full of tracking devices
I used to do that until the day the fat father in law was poking his hungry nose in the fridge and threw them all away. never even made the effort to like him after that.
a friend seems to be losing her memory…the truth behind what she says every day, when retelling the same old story, she changes every day too
same here…do you think they are afraid they will miss out on something?
today opal proved that she is less intelligent than all animals by expecting roscoe to think about what he has done. as a kid I had to stand in the corner to think about what I had done, but I thought about everything else instead. heh heh heh
during an ice storm power outage all 6 of my almost grown kittens, their mother and another adult cat wanted to sleep on my bed. we all stayed warm that nite.
yeah, if you refer to her as “the wife” does she call you “the dick”?