That’s definitely a hairy story.
Not all Idiots are idiots.
Where his blackmail material won’t have any power.
A giggle of girls.
Would’ve figured they’d pay to get rid of him.
A friend had a cat that would bat the last poop across the room if it was still in the box the next time he visited.
Don’t you know?
Oil was very expensive, would create a fire hazard for the castle being defended if boiled, and pouring boiling water was effective.