This is not the original strip for this date. That one was pulled after numerous complaints.
The phone isn’t waterproof.
Someone in Canada tried to sue them because she didn’t sprout wings.
“Don’t feel so bad, did you see the Pope on rollerskates?”
POPPIES POPPIES poppies…
That doesn’t exist. Only people who can’t see black properly see it.
♫ He’s a prepper, she’s a prepper, wouldn’t you like to be a prepper, too? ♫
For decades, it was traditional to toss the pages from the year’s desk calendar out of the window on December 31st.
They should take his knighthood away for that song.